Politics
Chicken Sella Diversions – The Royal Touch
Kenyans are always crying about everything and anything. It is always about fuel, CBC, subsidized ‘not for sale’ fertilizer on sale, unga , public debt, ooh sijui the port is…
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Humor
Tokta Love
There are those days where you lazily go home. The days you ask yourself what would have happened if you refused to be pushed off your mother’s cervix and just stayed intact…
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Humor
Majini Za Mombasa
How many of you have seen a jini? And I don’t mean Genie in a bottle. You know there is a difference between a genie and a jini? I think a genie is white; either British or from…
Humor
Wamama Wa Halia
Rumor has it that the fresh grain eating pests have morphed into more potent and lethal organisms able to withhold more resources for more and improved services. It is said that…
Humor
How to Evade Nairobi Thieves - For Dummies 🤪
You see, there is some guy somewhere so bitter, chocking with bile that you guys decided to put the chicken seller in power and not Mauzes who would take him to Canaan and give…
Humor
Balelo & the Wee-Wee
It is about dusk, a fine Saturday evening when the heat and hype of childhood plays its at its peek. Mt. Kilimanjaro is still naked, showing off its torso like a spoilt Konyagi…
Humor
My Barber Is the Real Baba the Fifth
My barber deserves a medal of honor. He deserves an MBS. For the ndogomothis reading this piece, MBS means Maasai with a Burning Spear . My barber is not like that empty headed MP…
Humor
I Finally Bought the Damn Thing!!!
Do you know those things you keep saying or have said in the past, “Mimi siwezi, kwani mimi ni mwanamke!” but end up doing them? Well, I must confess it was either my life of ze…
Politics
Read This Before You Vote for Katoo!
How Katoo Got into Power I remember the year vividly the year 2003 like the palm of my hand. Geoffrey Mepukori Ole Parpai, the then incumbent Kajiado South Constituency MP, was…
Politics
20 Most Educated Politicians in Kenya & the Controversial Academic Dwarfs
Introduction Most educated politicians in Kenya are laid back. They talk less about their achievements. Someone may ask, "Is education important for politicians?" Or "What…
Politics
Will Peris Tobiko Change the Course of Politics in Kajiado County?
1. Who is Peris Tobiko? Peris Pesi Tobiko was born on November 16th, 1968 to a family of fourteen. His late father Mzee Tobiko ole Paloshe, though illiterate, ensured that he…
Politics
Is It True Lenku Is Grabbing the County's Land to Construct Palatial Homes for His Children?
1. Who is Lenku? Wikipedia describes Joseph Jama Ole Lenku (born 20 October 1970) as a Kenyan politician currently serving as the second Governor of Kajiado County after winning…