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Kill Me If You Want but All Men Are Dogs
Some guy asked a question, “Kwako una blender ama unakula matunda kama nyani?” And then some woman answered, “Nakula matunda kama shamba la Eden.” Na hapo ndipo nikajua lahaula,…
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Stir Me, Stir the Love Out of Me Abeg!
There is this Pandora’s box that has been lying beneath my laptop’s stand at work. You see, my laptop stand is elevated at the back and slanted at the front. Actually, I wouldn’t…
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Should Men Carry Wet Wipes?
Damn! It is long since I wrote something that makes me feel like, “Finally, I am feeling stupid and I love it!” You see I am used to write powerful spiritual articles on but I…
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Tokta Love
There are those days where you lazily go home. The days you ask yourself what would have happened if you refused to be pushed off your mother’s cervix and just stayed intact…
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Majini Za Mombasa
How many of you have seen a jini? And I don’t mean Genie in a bottle. You know there is a difference between a genie and a jini? I think a genie is white; either British or from…
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Wamama Wa Halia
Rumor has it that the fresh grain eating pests have morphed into more potent and lethal organisms able to withhold more resources for more and improved services. It is said that…
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How to Evade Nairobi Thieves - For Dummies 🤪
You see, there is some guy somewhere so bitter, chocking with bile that you guys decided to put the chicken seller in power and not Mauzes who would take him to Canaan and give…
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Balelo & the Wee-Wee
It is about dusk, a fine Saturday evening when the heat and hype of childhood plays its at its peek. Mt. Kilimanjaro is still naked, showing off its torso like a spoilt Konyagi…
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My Barber Is the Real Baba the Fifth
My barber deserves a medal of honor. He deserves an MBS. For the ndogomothis reading this piece, MBS means Maasai with a Burning Spear . My barber is not like that empty headed MP…
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I Finally Bought the Damn Thing!!!
Do you know those things you keep saying or have said in the past, “Mimi siwezi, kwani mimi ni mwanamke!” but end up doing them? Well, I must confess it was either my life of ze…
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My Village People
My village people. I hope this mail, sorry, post finds you well. I know you are eagerly waiting to help us offload our items of baggage off our well-polished cars as you give us…
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Plot Ten
As kids, we would go out play like wild dogs on heat. This is because playing was apparently a crime so you had to maximize the short playtime you had. I do not know why parents…