I have a very very very and I really mean very very strong conviction that if Mosee were to lead the children of Israel out of Egypt he would have driven the nuts off three people, a hybrid human being calling himself iSteeve (I wonder if he were manufactured in Apple) a haired (perhaps trying to prove Darwin’s theory) fellow we call ‘Manywele’ or ‘Socialite Alexis’ and me-And yeah we would have been children of Israel. Yule Mosee as he calls himself on social media, would have smashed the heavy stone tablets on our heads then dust his hands walking away in slomow James Bond style giving Dj Afro more content to narrate about. This is because we do not keep him ‘hatumuwekagi’.
Mauzes as iSteeve calls him is a great designer. He is art by himself. He looks like Photoshop, thinks like Illustrator and walks like Flash (sales guys, marketers, accountants am sorry, just read the next sentence, this is Quantum Physics to you). Yeah, him and the socialite design all those Kkrew posters you see (Talk about #NiJesus) while iSteeve and I keep making fun of them because we actually do nothing than argue over power banks and freebies given to the congregation. And BTW iSteeve why do you have the ‘i’ in your name and you don’t even own an iPhone or any Apple related product? Have you even eaten an apple this year? Isn’t it time to change that name and call yourself something like iStiiv because an Infinix has 3 i’s?
Moses has a big nose, but that’s none of my business. He has an incredible story, read it below
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I never joined Kkrew, I stumbled over Kkrew. My friend had my keys and money. Apparently he was in Kkrew and he told me to pass by and pick them. I attended the first session in December 2012. I was fearful that I was not that spiritual for this ministry. It was fandastik. January came and I attended the first Tuesday service but nobody was there, the second and third followed suit and I thought maybe ‘wamehamia tarrif ingine.’ (Kkrew you should really think about immediate reopening after the festivities. The word of God is very addictive and we love it in Kkrew)
In just the same way I lick the top cover of the lid of my yogurt and put it in the bin was the same way I wiped out the memory of coming back to Kkrew. Something struck my heart and came to check again in March. Luckily the service was in session and Njugush talked about counties leaving me thinking, ‘Is this a political arena or what?’ I got to join Opportunity Grabbers (OG) and was told to pray. I prayed in Sheng’. I was confronted and I felt I do not belong.
I got to meet a guy called Beeham who spoke to me in Sheng’ and now I felt I belonged, haha, no. I felt the sense of belonging when Peris the governor talked to me and told me that nobody is important here. I am a creative by profession and thus I made the OG logo. There was a mission called the Blankets of Love, I remember I fully participated in it, a move that made me think, well, this might just be the place.
Of the things I have truly gained in Kkrew are; I got to a more closer relationship with God. I got a sense of belonging from a beautiful family the Media Team and made very many friends. I also got to meet guys whom we started a company with InCreatives. Those not in Kkrew, you truly do not know what you are missing.
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Yule Mosee, SMH, this is when Keff Joinange would say, ‘Whaat a name, whaara story…” But why Yule Mosee and not Huyu Mosee? Kwani how far are you from humanity?
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