I just read the title again and am like ‘digehota’ (Whatever that means in Kikuyu.) Let’s talk about #*%$? Really? These are the moments I feel like a bonoko love instructor, “Hi my name is Siloma and I am going to talk to you about…. s ……se…. sax.” “The saxophone is the most magnificent musical instrument ever created.” Okay guys, let me cut the crap. Today we are going to talk about…
Damn, the GIF was about love. Okay guys let’s talk about what follows love. The boy girl love. The SpongeBob – Sandy love. (I know you never knew SpongeBob’s girlfriend) Since my mother is not reading this, let me just say it, sex. (My mother taught me well)
What is sex? (Am not going to answer that) Is it right to have sex before marriage? Should I have a girlfriend? Is it right to kiss my girlfriend so long as am not aroused? When am aroused what should I do? Whom should I talk to when am struggling with such?
This is the part I scratch my head till the dry scalp starts to complain. I totally cannot answer the above questions because I will use my answers to favor myself and that’s why I introduce a third party. A neutral who is experienced to share about Christian sexual education. Ladies and gentlemen, help me welcome Pastor Steve Thuo and Pastor Ernest Wamboye who will be talking to us about Love, Sex & Relationships. BTW the name pastor has an old feeling, it is the word you hear and you remember your village pastor who goes like, “I saw you with Njeri, munaimba naye Choir?” and you spin him like;
So let’s not call them pastors. Let’s call them teachers. But again you remember your primary school teacher whom you were not all smily with especially when your name read x8 in the noise makers list. Let’s call them beloved friends. So guys our beloved friends Ernest and Thuo will be in the house on Tuesday, 2nd February 2015 at Nairobi Cinema as from 5.30pm. Ernest ministered to us last Tuesday on Tuesday 26th January 2015 and it was hilarious. The house was packed to the brim. If you missed it don’t worry that was just a drill, this Tuesday will be the real thing. I also got you sorted, read the last sex talk here. (That sounded …)
Invite your friends, this is a talk you cannot afford to miss. All your questions of smooches and pecks will be answered. Make sure you tag a friend along. Share this poster on your social media profiles. Let others know what is right in Christian dating.
Love, Sex & Relationships Poster